5,000 Year Old Man Does Not Know How to Pay for Gas - Shoreline-Lake Forest Park, WA Patch

An employee of a Shell gas station in the 16800 block of Bothell Way NE reported that a man driving a red Ford told the employee that he wanted to pay for his gas but didn’t know how. He told the employee that he was 5,000 years old and wouldn’t leave. ( Read more... )

The Blotter | Man allegedly beaten, robbed by co-worker offered $100 to clam up | Seattle Times NewspaperSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:25 p.m ( Read more... )

Accused Rapist Claims He Was Acting Out Woman's FantasyA man accused of breaking into a woman's suburban Chicago home, raping her at gunpoint, threatening to kill her and stealing her Cartier watch says that he was only acting out her sexual fantasy ( Read more... )

He could at least have come up with a lie they couldn't check on easily.

Delta Worker Charged with Impersonating Federal Marshal - AOL Travel Newsby Michele McPhee ( Read more... )